OKAY CAMPING GO TIME
see you all next week~.
June 2013
Mum promised to look after Spencerpede and Piki. I am still a little worried!
not that millipedes are tough to care for or anything. but still. darling childrens. >:
remember when the world ended last year
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
note: if you stand behind me whilst i play the piano i will magically lose any and all ability to play that instrument
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
oH MY GOD MUM
she’s trying to make me bring like half the house to camp
I can survive fine with like a spare pair of jeans and a mug JUDY PLEASE
eytancragg replied to your post: I kinda tore apart my bed to get to the sleeping…
/shinkickYou have unmade your bed; now lie in it.
okay, now I’m going.
alittle2strange replied to your post: sometimes I miss running around in the dark and…
it was really fun! we found a spot where lots of animals buried stuff, so there were lots of little rodent bones and stuff.I wish I could do that.
and there was always the nights when a cat got a rabbit and we’d run around with flashlights in our slippers to try and find them.
were it possible to share past experiences, I so would. >:
also my internet is flickering and seems to be off more than not, so cutting conversation short soz
I kinda tore apart my bed to get to the sleeping bag that makes up part of the “”mattress”“
but now I have to remake everything (sans sleeping bag, obviously) before I can actually sleep
but dun wanna because tired
sigh
sometimes I miss running around in the dark and digging up little dead things with a lantern and some friends
THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
fuck gender roles skirts for everybody
talents:
- I can sleep a LOT. if you challenged me to sleep longer than you I would probably win I have never lost that particular activity
- can read clocks pretty well. if you asked me what time it was I could tell you just by looking at a clock.
- I haven’t worn a diaper since I was 2 I think
- picking up corndogs really quickly
- easy to house train
- having feet - I have almost 2
- fruit
STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.
sometimes I think, “I am a responsible adult with a college degree and full-time job.”
and sometimes I think, “this mushy cereal bar I found at the bottom of my bookbag looks darn enticing.”
haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACONwho the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
someone who is perfect
So I’m pretty sure everyone by now has noticed this:
The contradictions in there are obvious, how could Dave know if neither of them told him.
Also
No one told Dave that John was missing, he didn’t ask anyone if John was missing, he just asks if they knew what happened to him. How did he know John was missing if no one told him.
is this really dave
leadwort is a stupid plant mainly because
which means that when you try to deadhead them, they stick like glue to your hands
and sleeves
and hair………
that just reminded me that weta are a thing.
and an adorable thing, at that.
giant crickets. <3
if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
Im going to bed.
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
i think i might just move across the world and live by myself in a box and never speak again
